Ducky’s Valentine 2014 Best Gift List

January 29, 2014 § 2 Comments



Vibrators equate love. Wait no. Vibrators equate orgasms and women LOVE orgasms. Vibrators made out of different materials will transfer vibration in very different ways. Try this heart-embossed silicone vibe, or a ceramic vibe or even an aluminum vibe — and explore the differences.

And just because it’s my new found love… check out the Cush. Feels so lush, yet it’s made of totally hypoallergenic, dual density silicone. This means it’s full of pleasurable fun and is body safe, boilable, or bleachable.



I have had two men who know and love sex toys tell me (independent of each other) that they love the Cobra Libre. They both said the control functions have a bit of a learning curve, but once you sort that out, then this is one of the best frenulum massagers on the market.

Then reach for his prostate with a 100% premium silicone Pro-Touch Vibe by Tantus. The Pro-Touch features a curved tip that when pointed toward his navel will massage his prostate. It’s about the same size as your finger so it’s a comfortable fit for beginners and advanced butt players alike. Be sure to pair his high quality sex toys with an equally high quality waterbased lube. Like Dude Lube.



These Lucky Love Dice are a simple way to flirt with your lover, initiate sex or jump out of the rut. This Sweet Heart Box gives you lots of excuses to explore with your tongue. Simple and sensual ways to bring new energy into your sex life.

You might also try to play with your positions. This Heart Wedge is just the thing to tip those hips up high for more direct G-spot and prostate play. A little power in your play can be fun! This I Like It Doggie-Style Strap not only gives awesome control to the person penetrating but it is comfortable for the lover who is receiving as well. You can play a little tug-o-war with your hips!



Love hurts with these Butterfly Nipple Clamps. The more you tug on them, the tighter they squeeze. A blindfold not only heightens your awareness, but with a trusted lover can help you forget your inhibitions and lose yourself to the experience.

Hot Wax burns at a cooler temperature. If your partner is laying  down, the higher you hold the candle, the cooler to drips will be when they land. So start buy creating some distance and if they are enjoying the spontaneous little warm wax splashes, move in closer and see how much more heated your adventures become! Be sure to only use wax that is made for skin play, as standard wax candles can cause burns. That totally ruins your sex thing.

Sex Toy Geeks Unite!

January 13, 2014 § Leave a comment

IMG_4222You may have read Kate McCombs’ 7 Things I Learned About Sex Toys. A post she wrote about my Tantus 1.0 online training session. And this week Logan from Great Love Toys unleashes his notes from my Tantus 2.0 online training session. If you are as geeky about sex toys as we are… you’ll dig it. And if you write about sex toys or sell sex toys… join me for the upcoming online trainings. They are free.

(Photo of Tool Shed Toys in Milwaukee. I have never seen so much bright, silicone goodness packed into one tiny shop. You should go there. And find something to sick in you!)

Blow Up Doll in Space

January 10, 2014 § Leave a comment

I love it when sex toys and science mingle.

EZ Connoisseur Harnesses Size Guide

January 8, 2014 § Leave a comment


It’s my new favorite harness from Tantus! Super soft leather. Single strap. One size that is VERY variable. It might be a good harnesses for you?

Here’s my napkin drawing that gives you the details to help you figure out if this luscious harness was built for your ass and harnessing needs. Get out a measuring tape and see how it measures up.


The EZ Connoisseur Harness will fit the following Tantus toys…

SplishRocket | Charmer | Flurry O2 | Adam O2 | Acute (my favorite!) | Compact | Silk Small | Silk Medium | Silk Large | Echo Vibe | Tsunami VibeBuzz 1 VibePurr VibeGoddess VibeLeisure Vibe (great if you have a belly and need a toy with more reach!) | John Doe Vibe

The measurements are the same for the Nurse Connoisseur Harness. You can see The Redhead Bedhead‘s review below. And she also explains why you may want to measure up.

How’s Your Sex Toy Taste?

January 7, 2014 § Leave a comment


No really, you should taste it.

Why? because the sex toy industry (with the exception of condoms) is completely unregulated. This means many toys are made of very questionable plastics softening agents. Chemicals that can cause inflammation in your most private bits. Chemicals that are illegal to use in children’s toys. Chemicals that are illegal to use in dog chew toys. Yet they still make sex toys out of them.

A quality sex toy should have no taste and no smell. The molecules should be inert. Stinky toys have molecules that are active so they trying to bond with other molecules, including the molecules in your body. If you have ever let two sex toys sit next to each other in a box and had them bleed color onto each other or sort of melt into each other… that is a sign that the molecules are bonding. Bluck.

To make the issue more complex, you cannot trust the labeling on the packages because again… packaging is unregulated. A package can say that is is safe or free from bad chemicals, but there is no over site. Sometimes those packages are deliberately misleading.

The simple way to know if the toys you buy are body-safe or not?

  • Smell it. When you open a package, it will smell like a new shower curtain.
  • Taste it. Use your instincts. if it tastes bad, don’t rub on it or stick it inside you. When in doubt, cover it with a condom.
  • Try to buy toys that are made out of the same materials as quality cookware. Cookware is an industry that has developed awesome regulatory standards that have been substantiated by the FDA.  This means your food is safe to be heated or stored in these materials. You can clean the materials with ease. If it’s a material that is safe to eat off of then it’s a material that will be safe to have sex with and it will be easy to clean.

Look for toys made out of silicone, stainless steel, glass  and hard plastic. And then be an animal like me and do the sniff and lick test! If a toys smells bad or tastes funny, take care of your delicate mucus membranes* and toss it.

*Scientific term for your mouth, pussy and butt. I love science.

P.S. Photo booth taste photo circa 1999. I have been “testing toys” for a long time!

7 Things You Might Learn About Sex Toys

January 5, 2014 § 1 Comment

My friend and fellow Sex Educator Kate McCombs popped in on a training I did this week on sex toys. The she wrote the awesome piece about the experience. Read it here.


(Photo of silicone toys at Early to Bed. This shop is so cute that even the floor has glitter embedded into it. If you are in Chicago go see it!)

The Fabulous. The Odd. The Awesome. All the Things I Vow to Have Sex With in 2014

January 3, 2014 § 17 Comments

I already own a couple of these items but have not yet played with or reviewed them. Others I have yet to acquire. But I swear to you… in 2014 these items will be devoured and the reviews spat out for you to enjoy. Why? Because a girl has to have goals.

 octo1 It’s called the Pulse by Hot Octopuss! How can I NOT have sex with a Hot Octopuss? It’s designed as a guy solo toy or as a couples toy. The photo looks sort of strange but there are more images that really show the range of possibilities. I am so curious! Buy it here.

limon A friend just got the Limon as a gift and immediately sent me a facebook message singing it’s praises. She has never done that before, so I think there has got to be something to it. Buy it here.

O2 I just did a sex toy training with a flock of sex toy brainiacs. (It’s a big sex toy brain exchange!) There was a resounding love of the Tantus O2 line. I vow to try the Cush O2 and learn more about the O2 toys. Buy it here.

lovepaddle The Love Paddle is just so cute! There is a picture of a woman being spanked on it! It’s gonna look awesome hanging up with all my other paddles. And hopefully the sensation it delivers will live up to my expectations as well. Buy it here.

Eroscillator The Eroscillator has always sort of freaked me out. It looks like a vibrating toothbrush! But I have many friends who swear by this device. I’m gonna bite the bullet and do it. I’m going to have sex with it. For you. For science. To live on the edge. To no longer stand on the outskirts of society. I will have my way with it. Buy it here.

mochi I saw this in a sex shop but I could not justify buying it at the time. (I have so many sex toys!) The Iroha Midori Vibe fits in the palm of your hand. It’s soft and smooth, not unlike the Japanes mochi treats. Made of silicone. I love the simplicity of it. It’s rather unique. I have to try it. Buy it here.

hello kitty This is how you officially make an ass cute! (Or cuter!) I already own the Hello Kitty Glass Plug by Crystal Delights. And I am excited to properly review it for you. Buy it here.

jopen The Key Pyxis Finger Vibe a little vibe that pops on the tip of your finger. Another item I saw in a sex shop and denied myself. But it is so strong and smooth. I love how it attaches to a finger so it will not slip out of your hands. When ever I can’t stop thinking about something it is to me a sign that I have to try it. Buy it here.

ceramix These new Ceramix toys are very interesting to me. I have seen ceramic dildos that you could fill with warm or cool water and cork. But I have never seen a ceramic vibe before. Again, I need to know what this is! Buy it here.

aluminum I can’t remember which one of my blogger buddies was talking about this Pure Aluminum toy on twitter, but I was intrigued! I like metal toys and I want to feel how the vibrations move though aluminum. Buy it here.

revel The Revel Body has gotten some very mixed reviews online so of course I have to try it for myself! One never knows until they try something. The “sonic” power, shape and attachments have me curious enough to take the leap! Buy it here.

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